How much I hated Twilight movie/book

I know I’m supposed to write about books, but the thing is I hated Twilight movie too much.

I also read the book, because everybody was crazy when it came out. Anyway, the book was written in a very simple manner, with terrible conversations, the characters were lacking any intelligence, and it was full of clichés. However, if you need something easy to read while you’re in the subway, the book is actually perfect. It’s entertaining, but in a very chick lit style (although I know some books that fit this style and are way better than Twilight could ever be). You know those TV shows were you get to see people fighting and they make you feel like your IQ is dropping while you watch them? That’s the feeling I got from Twilight. I couldn’t stop reading it, although it was extremely predictable and made me feel like a retard.

Now the movie. All those terrible scenes where he smells her like a piece of warm meat made me want to put lemon juice inside my eyelids. And the way he sparkled in the sun, like a magical pony… There are no words to describe how much I hated Twilight movie. I also hate the actors, Robert Pattison looks like a pale R2D2 with a 18 century look in his eyes and that Kristen gal is the most ordinary woman I ever saw. I know the girl was supposed to be ordinary, but when she plays like an emphatic Bambi I can’t suppress my gag reflex.

Overall the book and the movie are fine, if you are extremely bored and have nothing else to do or you want to have some fun with your friends.